Clever words and phrases without obscenities to put in place the person who offends. How beautiful it is to offend a person. Clever curses How beautiful to send a girl in a message

Many in their hearts can shout something abusive, which they would not normally say, others cannot say a word without swearing, which shows not only their disrespect for others, but also bad manners. Before answering the question of how to send mate, let's figure out what a mate is.

Mat is the most rude form of profanity in languages. It is believed that swearing is a phenomenon of purely Russian and languages \u200b\u200bclose to it, but everyone knows a couple of swears from foreign films in other languages.

Send without mate

The use of a mat in public, according to the law of many countries, is regarded as hooliganism, for which you will have to pay a fine. Therefore, you should not introduce yourself into waste, and if you really want to speak obscenely, here are some examples of how to send a person without a mat.

• We rearrange the syllables of obscene expressions, so the mate will no longer be perceived as swearing. For example: go natuy, zhuёbok
• The second option is for very witty people. You can show imagination and, one might say, literary talent. For example, in childhood, the phrase was often used: "Go to the farm to catch butterflies."
• You can send to where you came from.
• Or another option - go to X, igrik and the eleventh letter of the alphabet.
• You can send the abuser on an erotic tour.

How to send without a checkmate, without a checkmate at all - is already more difficult, but real.

For example, you can politely say that you do not want to communicate with this person, since his worldview has not yet developed to the level of an intelligent and sane person.

Another option is when you have been betrayed, and you want to somehow offend the offender. Tell him that he completely fulfilled his mission on the planet - he acted meanly and ugly, the mission is completed, the balance of evil and good has been restored.

And you can also give you a recommendation to familiarize yourself with the works of V. Sinelnikov, who positions a positive attitude towards the world. Everything that happens to us, we caused ourselves by our actions or thoughts. And if someone brought you to the point that there was a desire to shout out offensive abuse, stop, think about why this happened. We ourselves create the world around us.

01. Any similarity between you and a person is purely coincidental!
02. Are you always that stupid, or is today a special occasion?
03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race?
04. I would like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your appearance?
05. There is at least one positive thing in your body. It's not as scary as your face!
06. The brain is not everything. And in your case, he is nothing!
07. Careful, don't let your brain get into your head!
08. I like you. They say I have a disgusting taste, but I love you.
09. Have your parents ever asked you to run away from home?

10. If I had a face like yours, I would have sued my parents!
11. Don't be upset. A lot of people don't have talent either!
12. Do not be offended, but do you have a job to spread ignorance?
13. Keep talking, someday you will still be able to say something clever!
14. Do you still love nature despite what she has done to you?
15. I don’t think so, maybe you have a sprain!
16. Fellows like you do not grow on trees, they hesitate there.
17. He has a mechanical mind. This is bad for him, he often forgets to turn his back to the wind.
18. His mind is like a steel trap that always slams when trying to find the answer!
19. You are a man of the earth, it’s bad that it’s not the best part of it.
20. He wondered - this is something new.
21. When it finally gets dark, you will surely look your best!
22. You're just a miracle comedian. If it's funny, it's a miracle!
23. In the book "Who's Who" you should be looked for as What is It?
24. You are living proof that a person can live without brains!
25. He is so short that when it rains, he is always the last to know about it.
26. You're just a template for building an idiot.
27. Why are you here? I thought the zoo was closing for the night!
28. How did you get here? Did someone leave the cage open?
29. Don't try to find anything in your head, it's empty.
30. I think you would not want to feel the way you look!
31. Hi! I am human! What do you?
32. I cannot speak to you right now, tell me where will you be in 10 years?
33. I don't want you to turn the other cheek, it's just ugly.
34. I don't know who you are, but it would be better if you weren't there, I'm sure everyone will agree with me.
35. I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.
36. I can kick the monkey out of you, but it will be very expensive for you!
37. I can’t remember your name and please don’t help me with this!
38. I don't even like the people you are trying to copy.
39. I know you were born stupid, but why do you have a relapse?
40. I know you made yourself. It's good that you admit your guilt!
41. I know you are not as stupid as you look. This is impossible!
42. I saw people like you, but then I had to pay for the ticket!
43. Why are you such a fool today? Although I think it's typical for you

The problem of annoying conversationalists is extremely common. It can be an annoying admirer, just a familiar person, an unloved colleague or a "sworn" girlfriend. Many people try to enter into a verbal duel, responding to unpleasant words with swearing or even swearing. Perhaps this was the kind of reaction the instigator was seeking.

It would be much wiser and more promising to stop picking with words and try to come out victorious from such a situation. How beautiful is it to “send” a person without using abuse, “obscene” constructions? First of all, calm down and follow our recommendations.

Psychological science is skeptical about the desire of a person to rise by insulting other people, even if they bore him. It is extremely difficult for a self-sufficient person to offend, offend or humiliate.

The situation is such that a wise person will not take offense at truthful words, but will simply not pay attention to an obvious lie.

It is not for nothing that the word "send" is put in quotation marks, since we will not use any insults, let alone a three-story mat (even as an example). Humiliation, resentment and anger are the lot of a failed person, in whose emotional background negative feelings prevail, and disharmony reigns in the soul.

Our task is to respond culturally using psychological techniques.

Every day we come across dozens or even hundreds of bright individuals, so conflict situations happen quite often. How to politely and intelligently “send” a person? Experts suggest using psychological sambo - a kind of counterattack that uses the force (psychic energy) of the opponent.

And again - not a single person is capable of offending, humiliating or offending an interlocutor if he treats himself with due respect.

They take offense at the truth (or half-truth), subconsciously trying on unpleasant words or insults. That is, we ourselves belittle our own dignity, emotionally reacting to unpleasant words.

Sometimes, when listening to an unpleasant or simply uninteresting speech of a person who is in front of you, the only question that worries you is how to “send” a person culturally?

I would like to resolve such a not very pleasant situation neatly, without humiliation, insults and swearing. Here are some simple tricks.

1. Try to change the unpleasant subject by asking leading questions about a completely different object or person. If the other person is trying to return to the stated topic of the conversation, ask the questions in a sharper tone. However, it is better to refuse aggression.
2. Laughter is a terrific "weapon" that can turn a situation in your favor. Use the full range of humor (sarcasm, banter) to reduce an unpleasant topic to a casual joke. In this way, you can end the annoying conversation and slide off the "favorite skate" of the interlocutor.
3. Try to constantly give out the same unemotional reaction - "aha", "really", etc. You can just be silent. Not finding an interesting and grateful listener in your face, the annoying interlocutor with a high degree of probability will go looking for a new "victim".

In addition, before thinking about how to send a bored person, you need to understand that not all aggressors should be responded to in the same way. So, if rudeness comes from the boss or a work colleague, it is better not to provoke a conflict at all, but to try to stop it as soon as possible. Quarreling with your boss is not a good idea at all.

How beautiful to get nasty? Psychological sambo technique

Yes, the best way to "send" a person is to ignore him. But what if the unpleasant interlocutor does not lag behind, but only gets excited? In this case, the so-called psychological self-defense, or sambo, will help, which will not only protect a person from the consequences of an emotional attack (confusion, daze, confusion), but also allow him to get nasty (in our understanding, to repulse the offender).

If you do not know how to competently send an unpleasant person without an obscenity, then a psychological counterattack will buy time for gaining self-control, "restoring" acrimony and the ability to sharp answers.

So, psychological self-defense requires:

• the use of clear speech structures;
• communication using the correct intonation - for example, you need to communicate calmly, even coldly, thoughtfully or with a touch of slight sadness;
• thoroughness in the conversation, achieved by:
  • maintaining pauses before the response;
  • slowness in answering;
  • not facing the offender, but in the other direction.

Thinking about how to politely send a guy or just a familiar person, without using insults, mate, the easiest way is to turn to psychological self-defense. Let's take a closer look at his most popular techniques.

Endless refinement

The use of such a technique involves posing a question - which means that the opponent will have to think, transfer the emotional charge into a rational, rational one. In addition, you will gain a little time, which the interlocutor will spend pondering the answer.

- This dress does not suit you at all?

- What exactly do you dislike about this dress? Which one would you recommend?

Remember to pause and speak calmly, even a little distantly, before responding. It is likely that you don't even have to be rude.

External consent

This method of psychological counterattack involves agreeing with the opponent's statement. You show that you paid attention to his words, agreed with the criticism, but in fact, you simply disarmed the interlocutor. After all, he hoped that you would begin to be rude or angry.

Examples:

- You look just awful in these pants!

- Most likely, you are absolutely right.

- You're too self-confident!

- Yes, you're right, I'm cocky.

- You might not be late!

- Yes, I'll work on it.

External consent does not at all imply that you have changed your own position. However, after such "compromise" the aggressor usually retreats and even changes his attitude towards you. And you no longer need to figure out how to send an unpleasant person without swearing and swearing.

Spoiled plate

This technique is based on a curious technique - you repeat the same verbal construction in response to a rudeness or just an annoying request. It is extremely important to come up with the right phrase so that it can be repeated over and over again without disrupting the flow of the conversation.

- Only you can help me complete this report!

- But nobody wants to help me!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

- And what should I do now? I was hoping for you!

- Sorry, I'm extremely busy today.

When using this technique of psychological sambo, one should not be distracted by other topics. In addition, you need to communicate with a person in the same calm, sad tone. Irritability or sarcasm is not acceptable.

English professor

This technique is based on your unpreparedness for the act or actions that the manipulator requires of you, because this is contrary (supposedly) to your beliefs.

Thus, you knock the ground out from under the feet of the offender, because you react in a completely different way than he expected of you.

- Why do you wear black clothes all the time?

- You see, this is my peculiarity, a highlight.

- You are so strange ...

- It's just that I've already come to terms with my weirdness, besides, they allow me to stand out from the crowd.

Always remember that rudeness and insults are almost inevitable. Familiar or even strangers often prefer to splash out their negativity on others, so you should be prepared for any development of events.

Do not forget that you can get out of almost every unpleasant situation with your head held high, and you can repulse the aggressor through humor, calmness or psychological self-defense.

Hello, I am Nadezhda Plotnikova. Having successfully completed her studies at SUSU as a special psychologist, she devoted several years to working with children with developmental problems and consulting parents on raising children. I use the experience gained, including in the creation of articles of a psychological orientation. Of course, in no way do I pretend to be the ultimate truth, but I hope that my articles will help dear readers to deal with any difficulties.

We learn to be rude beautifully or how to culturally put in place!

For every power, there is a different power. When a person is full of anger and resentment, it does not always come out to remain silent on his foul language. Sometimes you want to answer. How can you answer without losing your temper and without sinking to the level of your interlocutor?

1. To talk to you on the same level, I have to lie down! ..

2. I don't know what you eat at breakfast, but it really works! Intellect tends to zero!

3. Just don’t take the headphones out of your ears. God forbid you chill your brain from the inside with a draft.

4. Should I go to a psychologist? No, of course, thank you very much for the good advice, but you shouldn't equate everyone on your own.

5. You will open your mouth at the dentist.

6. To shock me, you have to say something smart.

7. One more beep from your platform and your dental unit will move.

8. So that you celebrate your wedding at McDonalds.

9. If I enjoyed communicating with cyclists, I would have had a dog for a long time.

10. The mind is like a shell.

11. Looking at you I begin to understand that nothing human is alien to God. He has a great sense of humor.

12. Talk, talk ... I always yawn when I'm interested!

13. Would you decorate the world with your absence, until I took sin on my soul!

14. Of the positive qualities you have only the "Rh factor".

15. I live opposite the cemetery. If you show off, you will live opposite me.

16. Does everyone love you? Oh, well, yes, love is evil ...

17. Yes, so that you could hide behind a teaspoon in the bath!

18. - Girl, do you miss? - Not by that much…

19. Your right to your own opinion does not yet oblige me to listen to nonsense.

20. - You can't put a "thank you" in your pocket. - you will carry it in your hands !!!

21. Hey, you rosette! The tulip is out of here, and then how I will zagheorgin, you will become gray!

22. I came to you with greetings, with an iron and a pistol

24. It is better to be cleverly silent than to speak stupidly

25. Is this a collection of words, or do I need to think about it?

26. I'm sorry I didn't live up to your stereotypes

27. Thoughts come to some heads to die

28. He: Will we go to you or will we go to me?
She: Simultaneously. You - to yourself, and I - to myself.

29. What, the verbal oil well ran out?

30. A madhouse on the road, psychos in nature!

31. What are you looking at? Are you in a museum or what? I'll arrange a cultural event for you in two acts without intermission! I will give a crack - the head will fly off

32. And you, what do you think that if you yell at me louder, I will listen more quietly?

33. You will now carry your glasses home with me. In different pockets.

34. Your style of speech reminds me of the bazaar dialect of the distant nineties at the end of the last century.

35. And don't laugh! Laughing for no reason is a sign that a person is either an idiot or a pretty girl. If you want to convince me of the second - shave first.

How to respond in specific situations. Examples!

1. Agree with the offending person. Classic:

- Yes, you are a complete fool and an idiot!
- Yes. I have a certificate! Do you think it is very clever to prove something to a fool?

- You're just a fool!
- Agree! This is because you constantly have to talk to fools.

- I am not satisfied with your answers!
- What questions, and such answers!

- Yes, I am smarter than all of you put together!
- Of course! After all, you have a mind ward. Another would be a watchman to this shed ...

2. Bring a statement directed in your direction to the point of absurdity:

- Hey, slow down!
- I can't, there must be one brake. (It is impossible, our pair already has one brake!)

- What are you doing?
- I'm doing it in my pants.

- You, what are you raising me now?
- And who do you now consider yourself a bee or a rabbit?

3. Turn a negative statement into a positive one:

- You are a loshara!
- If not for fuckers, where would you be now?

- Some idiots around!
- Don't you usually feel smart?

- What kind of phone is grabbing when I'm talking to you ?!
- I also prefer to talk to smart people!

4. Press the person “weakly”. After all, no one likes to feel like a weakling:

- Something you dance like shitty ..
- I don’t dance, I just remove my legs so that you don’t crush me ... (You know how cool I embroider with a cross!)

- What are you blathering?
- It's strange, but others like my speech ... Do you have no sense of beauty, or hearing problems?

- Are you making yourself smart?
- Do you have problems communicating with smart ones?

5. What do you want?

- Well, why are you quiet?
- And you already wanted to get to the surgeon's table by this time?

- Well, who's brave?
“You talk to me as if you’ve lost your subscription to the emergency room.

- You are a simple housewife!
- Would you like me to be a foreign exchange prostitute?

You need to fight rudeness! If, when someone is rude to you, you want to cry, then the interlocutor has achieved his goal. I asserted myself at your expense and strengthened myself with a considerable share of your energy! Do not encourage this behavior in any way!

01.02.2012 15:43

The ability to protect yourself with beautiful excuses.
Have you ever had cases when you were cruelly teased and at this moment you feel very uncomfortable in your soul, you start to feel embarrassed, blush and want to hide away from everyone. The fact who is teasing you, boyfriend, girlfriend, friend, enemy, child or mother-in-law (mother-in-law) also always plays a role. And of course I wanted to know a worthy answer to all the jokes !!! If this is your beloved, then it may be nice to play the role of a defenseless girl and please him by being embarrassed by his jokes, and if suddenly this is your rival or neighbor with whom you are fighting ... ??? Then, of course, you need to answer with dignity and be able to stand up for yourself!
For example you were interrupted: excuse me for what I say then when you interrupt.
If they joke out of place, say: such a sharp joke! That I almost cut myself!
If a the interlocutor is not interesting and repeatedly teased you: do not pay attention, I usually always yawn when I'm not interested!
Well standard: Don't tell me, and I won't tell you where to go.
And this, for example, when in the bazaar an evil aunt shouts where the youth are heading:
but we are the same age, we just take care of ourselves in different ways.
For a pesky boyfriend: Leave in English, because I will send in Russian.
Sitting and waiting for a friend so you can turn off an undesirable person:
- Girl, would you let me sit with you for a while?
- A little will not work, next to me they turn gray all over their heads and at once!
Banal excuse with a threat: For some jokes, there are gaps in the teeth.
Like this: Are you asking if I love sex ??? Of course I owe him my life!
About appearance: Listen, I look at you and all my complexes disappear!
If you are suddenly told:
No need to be nervous, nerve cells are not restored! Then you can answer like this: - I would be silent! teeth too!)))
Astrology)) : I guess what is your horoscope stone ... judging by the face it is a brick ...
If you ask yourself, but you don't want to apply physical strength: I could offend you, but unfortunately it won't be better than nature.
From a malevolent smile: Just don’t smile at me, I’m afraid of horses since childhood.
You can warn like this: dear young lady, are you just so brave or is it insured?
Excuse for mom or grandma: and what's wrong, that the wind is in my head, for that my thoughts are always fresh.
If you are told that you are angry and bitchy: it is better to be a tigress for him for a year than to be a sheep all his life!
If a girl refuses to drink:. - girl, what are you going to drink?
- I do not drink!
- Come on, you WILL DRY !!!)))
Facts: Nothing is more annoying than if the person you interrupted continues to talk!
For uncivilized boys: Call me CHICKEN one more time !! I'll lay your balls for you.
If a stranger asks a lot: dear one should not be too persistently interested in my life. It will seem so interesting to you that you will be disappointed in yours.
Facts))) : It is easier for men, they immediately see what kind of breasts we have. But we, poor women, are in for a surprise!
Facts: . Female logic of course is! It's just that men are so stupid that for some reason they cannot understand her)))
For talkative gossips: If a person can't keep his mouth shut, then he doesn't really need teeth !!!
For a picky husband: Sweet! There have never been people like you, there are no now and there is no need at all ..
In an unpleasant society: I feel so smart next to you.
: .
- You're so cool when you drink!
- And you are very cool when I drink!
About jokes: Usually, the last laugh is the one who did not immediately get into the topic!
Rough but will help:
- Such a girl is beautiful and smokes?
- Is such a man scary and talking?

They say a woman should have 5 men: the first husband to whom you can show everything and not tell anything, the second friend to whom you can tell everything but not show anything, the third lover to whom you can show a little and tell a little, the fourth gynecologist who can show everything and tell everything and the boss who says so will be !)))

Actually, they say the truth that. But it is also true that, having wished for evil, it will return to you! So why not wish everyone well, even in those moments when it is especially difficult to do it !!! Try it, and I am sure that the good will come back to you! Be kinder, nicer and then you will never have to look for tricky excuses for people !!! Love people, the world that surrounds you, and radiate more goodness! Good luck to you!

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