Learn anyone to tell anything. But everything will be fine. "Learn anyone to tell anything and then everything will be fine with you" - Quotes Bernard Shaw if you want to change
Learn anyone to tell anything and then everything will be fine
Rules of Life Bernard Shaw
1. The world consists of loafers who want to have money, not working, and assholes who are ready to work, not rich.
2. Dance is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.
3. Hate - the revenge of the coward for the fear tested.
4. We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.
5. The perfect husband is a man who thinks he has an ideal wife.
6. To be able to endure loneliness and receive pleasure from him - the Great Dar.
7. It is not dangerous to be sincerely, especially if you are stupid stupid.
8. Sometimes you need to laugh people to distract them from the intention to hang you.
9. The biggest sin in relation to the neighbor - not hate, but indifference; That's true peak of inhumanity.
10. Women somehow immediately guess, with whom we are ready to change them. Sometimes even before it comes to your mind.
11. There is no such woman who would be able to say "goodbye" less than thirty words.
12. It is easier to live with a passionate woman than boring. True, they are sometimes stuck, but rarely throw.
13. Alcohol is anesthesia, which allows you to transfer the operation called "Life".
14. The feeling of objective perception of reality people who are not possessing are often called cynicism.
15. The one who can do, who does not know how - he teaches others.
16. Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what they got.
17. Older is boring, but this is the only way to live long.
18. The only lesson that can be learned from history is that people do not remove any lessons from the history.
19. The newspaper is a printed organ that does not see the difference between the fall from the bike and the crash of civilization.
20. Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes it turn up while other people shake your pockets.
21. If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples, then you have one apple. And if you have an idea and I have an idea, and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
22. Common sense and hard work compensate in you the lack of talent, whereas you can be ingenious from the brilliant, however, they foolish their life.
23. The titles and titles are invented for those whose merits to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown.
24. Man - like a brick: burning, he harden.
25. Reputation is a mask that a person has to wear in the same way as pants or jacket.
26. A person who does not believe in anything is afraid.
27. Nature does not tolerate emptiness: where people do not know the truth, they fill the gaps by the speculation.
28. A reasonable person is adapted to the world; Unreasonable trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, progress always depends on unreasonable.
29. Rich people who have no beliefs are more dangerous in modern society than poor women who have no morality.
30. Now that we learned to fly through the air, like birds, swim underwater, like fish, we lack only one thing: learn to live on earth, like people.
Life experience and wisdom from one of the most prominent writers and philosophers of their time
Bernard Shaw recognized that he did not learn anything in the schools he visited. He learned a lot from Shakespeare books, Benyan, Dickens, Bible, Arab fairy tales, as well as from the opera, in which his mother sang. His enormous life experience and wisdom was reflected in the brilliant plays and the label statements.
About life
- The world consists of loafers who want to have money, not working, and assholes who are ready to work, not rich.
- The one who knows how he does who does not know how - he teaches others.
- Aged it is boring, but this is the only way to live long.
- The feeling of objective perception of reality people who are not possessing are often called cynicism.
- The thief is not the one who steals, but the one who caught.
- Alcohol is anesthesia that allows you to move the operation called life.
- Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what they got.
About relationship
- The greatest sin in relation to the neighbor - not hatred, but indifference; That's true peak of inhumanity.
- Hate is a revenge of a coward for the fear tested.
- Dance is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.
- The perfect husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife.
- Sometimes you need to laugh people to distract them from the intention to hang you.
- It is not dangerous sincere, especially if you are stupid stupid.
- We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.
- The marriage is avalanche that a young man and a girl fell on their heads, stretching behind the flower.
About women
- It is easier to live with a passionate woman than boring. True, they are sometimes stuck, but rarely throw.
- There is no such woman who would be able to say "goodbye" less than thirty words.
- Women somehow immediately guess with whom we are ready to change them. Sometimes even before it comes to your mind.
About ideas, talent and titles
- Common sense and hard work compensate for a lack of talent in you, whereas you can be brilliant from the brilliant, however, they foolish their lives.
- My glory grew from every my failure.
- The titles and titles are invented for those whose merits to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown.
- If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples, then you have one apple. And if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
About history
- The newspaper is a printed organ that does not see the difference between the fall from the bike and the crash of civilization.
- Revolutions never facilitated the burden of tyranny; They only shifted this burden from one shoulder to another.
- If my neighbor beats his wife daily, and I never, then in the light of statistics we both beat our wife every other day.
- The only lesson that can be learned from the history is that people do not remove any lessons from the history.
- Democracy is a balloon that hangs over your heads and makes it turn up while other people shake your pockets.
About a human
- A person who does not believe in anything is afraid.
- Man - like a brick: burning, he harden.
- Only a fool can celebrate the years of death approach.
- Nature does not tolerate emptiness: where people do not know the truth, they fill the gaps by the conclusion.
- Rich people who have no beliefs are more dangerous in modern society than poor women who have no morality.
- A reasonable person adapts to the world; Unreasonable trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, progress always depends on unreasonable.
- Reputation is a mask that a person has to wear in the same way as pants or jacket.
- Now, when we learned to fly through the air, like birds, swim under water, like fish, we lack only one thing: learn to live on Earth, like people.
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The source of fatigue is not in the body, but in the mind. You can do much more than you think.
Hope only on yourself is a great way to stop being disappointed in people and live with a great mood.
Life gives us a sea chance, but, most often, we are just too lazy to swim.
All people are double. The first personality is kind, sincere, responsive. The second appears when they abuse the first.
Hell? Unfortunately, it does not exist. There is only paradise and ... Earth.
The most important thing in communication is to hear what has not been said. Peter Drucker
What a lie began, then a lie and should have ended; This is the law of nature. Fedor Dostoevsky
Words like keys. Correctly pick up, you can open any soul and close any mouth.
Respect or not respect a person - your choice. Treat respectfully - your upbringing.
Balloon rule: throw away everything too much to dial height.
We are not mistaken in people, we just rush to see them as they want to be.
It is impossible to lose what is not. You can not destroy what is not built. One can only dispel the illusion of what seems real.
To achieve full harmony, in life you need to change in places only two things: at 7 am I should have to eat, and at night I sleep.
Music is life. While she sounds, nothing dies forever. The musician, fulfilling the music, lives with memories as if these are real events.
I never deceive someone who sincerely trusts me. But I will not prove the truth to those who do not believe me.
If you do not make mistakes, then you solve too simple tasks. And this is a big mistake.
There is nothing accidental in life, and everything that happens to us is at the right time and in the right place.
If I do exactly the actions that people are waiting for me, I get to their slavery.
Time is an amazing phenomenon. Its so little when you are late and so much when you expect.
What do you think - then you feel. What you feel - then emit. What you radiate - then you get.
No better way to take revenge on how to erase from memory. Yanush Leon Vishnevsky
Treat to all with good and respect, even to those who are rude. Not because they are worthy people, but because you are a worthy person. (Confucius)
Family - this is what it is for what to wake up every day, breathe every second, and pray to God every moment, so that he worried them and defended them.
There will always be people who hurt you. You need to continue to believe people, just be careful.
Love is dying from fatigue, and Her oblivion bury.
Otherwise, placed words acquire another meaning, otherwise the attached thoughts produce another impression.
Leading war with others did not conclude the world with himself.
Trusting unconditionally person, you eventually get one of two: or a person for life, or a lesson for life.
Do not approach a person closer than it allows, and do not let the person closer than he deserves it.
To open new parts of the world, you need to have the courage to lose sight of the old shores.
Do not wait for a miracle, you might yourself. And run, run from pessimists, skeptics, whiskers, move them. They are ruined waiting and faith in the wonders of life.
In life you need to strive to overtake not others, but yourself.
In the nature of man there are three gold qualities: patience, sense of measure and ability to be silent. Sometimes in life they help more than mind, talent and beauty.
Learn to anyone, nothing to tell. But everything will be fine.
A diamond fallen in the dirt, still remains a diamond, and the dust rising to heaven and remains dust.
Keep soulful light. Contrary to everything, no matter what. This is the light for which you will find the same bright souls.
People do not always need advice. Sometimes they need a hand that will support. Ear that hears and the heart that will understand.
It does not survive not the strongest and not the smartest, but one who is better than all adapts to changes.
If rumors are going about you, you are a person. Remember: NEVER discuss and do not envy bad. Enlighten the best discussing the best.
Give a man a goal for which it is worth living, and he will be able to survive in any situation.
Never criticize the actions of another person if you don't know why he made them. Perhaps under the same circumstances would you do the same.
Conscience tormented usually those who are not to blame. Erich Maria Remarque
Speak say "Thank you" to what remains behind your back. It certainly taught us something important.
Silence, but you have not correctly understood.
Society often forgives the criminal. But not a dreamer. Oscar Wilde
In our unreliable world there is nothing more difficult to achievable and fragile than trust.
The past is always with us, it is waiting to turn the present.
The end of the lies still does not mean the beginning of the truth. Frederick Begbeder
It is careful and indignant, it's like drinking poison in the hope that he will kill your enemies.
The worst thing is not "it does not work again." The worst thing is "I no longer want to try."
It is necessary to arrange my life until life starts to arrange you.
No one in the world will meet you towards you. If you need something - take it myself, always do just what I decided.
You sing a song not to get to the last note. Joy delivers self-singing. The same applies to life. Joy in volume - to live.
The greatest flaw is the eternal incompleteness because of our habit of postponing from day to day. Who ends his life every night, you do not need that time.
Who in loyalty never swear, he never violates it. Auguston von Platen
The one who is able to told their heart will submore the whole world. Paulo Coelho
Make your work filled with life, not a life filled with work.
Our actions may be reached by the skies and throw in the deepest abyss. We are children of our acts. Victor Hugo.
If you want to achieve a goal, you need every day at least a little bit to move towards it.
When you see an eagle, you see a sample of perfection - so look at the sky.
Want a change is the first step. But the second is to achieve them!
Between a good dinner and life only the difference is that sweet is served at the end.
Sometimes the person you do not notice becomes for those who need you most.
The past is no longer corrected, but you can strain and change the future.
A strong person is not the one who has everything is fine, and one who has everything is fine, no matter what!
Remember the rule. Treat your woman as a person. Then like the princess. Then as a Greek goddess, and then again as a person.
When there is nothing to lose, you can risk everyone ...
I hear and forget. I see and remember. I do and understand. Confucius
You can wait if you have something to wait.
Do not think what life was or being. There is no past, and there will be no future. Everything happens here and now.
It is not about foreseen the future, but about how to create it.
Be with those who make you happy.
You need to do the impossible. It is necessary to work hard. And if you do, you are positive, you have a ray of hope.
Love lives only when there is respect for each other and freedom. Desire to possess others as a thing absurd.
Look at what you think now, it will become your future. Think of good, love, success, luck, abundance and joy. And enjoy this in the future.
The only way to survive is to constantly stand new tasks.
The smaller in the head of the expectations, the more surprises in the life.
Who did not understand his past, forced to survive him again.
In every person - the sun. Just let him shine. Socrates
I still do not regret anything - if only because it is meaningless.
I do not like loneliness. I just do not start your extra dating so that you are not disappointed once again.
Do not promise if not sure that you will do the promised, because the pain you causing to another, sooner or later it will be brought to you.
Those who succeeded in this world come and find such circumstances that they need. If they can't find them, then they create them themselves.
It's never too late to put a new goal or find a new dream.
Not always forgiveness asks the one who is to blame. Most often it does one who values \u200b\u200brelationships ...
Appreciate those who know how to see in you three things sorrow hiding behind a smile, love hiding behind anger and the reason for your silence.
Any problem ceases to be a problem in proportion.
No one can say anything about you. Whatever people speak, they speak themselves.
Always choose the most difficult path - you will not find competitors on it.
It does not matter that they are slowly you go ... The main thing is not to stop.
If you decide to act - close the doors for doubt. Friedrich Nietzsche
People most often use the word "nothing" in order to hide him very important "something."
Melancholic becomes when we think about life, and by the cynic - when you see that most people make it. Remark
Do not forget that the position is from the word "debt", work - from the word "slave", and dismissal - from the word "will".
The cobra effect is called a state when the solution selected to eliminate some problem has led to its strengthening.
What have the cobra?
According to the legend, during the time of the colonial rule in India, the British began to annoy that too many cobras divorced in Delhi.
To get rid of poisonous snakes, the governor appointed a reward for each killed cobra.
Initially, the number of snakes quickly decreased as a result of their destruction.
However, soon enterprising Indians began to breed Cobre for the award.
When it became known to the government and the reward for the killed Cobru was canceled, the ravines were released depreciated snakes to the will, and thus the number of poisonous cobrants not only did not decrease, but even increased.
A friend is visiting. Sit at the computer. A friend intensively rocked edits in the TP for minutes fifteen. A three-year-old daughter is suitable and with a question "dad, and what is it?" Pulls into the power button. Now the girl is absolutely sure that it is called "bl ...".
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I called on wine tasting. She grabbed a bottle of vodka to make it with what to compare.
Every day, our legislators prove me that life without a brain is real.
I ask you, and the tone ... I'm sorry ...
As women say: "A man is always a mystery!.. Especially from her husband ...
Thanks to those who came up with the theory of six handshakes. Your coronavirus.
Girl goes at night in the park. Dark, scary. A man runs to the meeting with a knife, in a mask and says:
- Ah-Well, jogging me min @ t. Girl with a fright makes. The man takes off the mask and says:
- You see Galya, and at home we can not, we grow up at home!
418\u003e I saw inexpensive T-shirts with Michael Jackson, my wife says to her husband:
- Let's buy you such.
Husband:
- Yes, well, with the dead go!
Wife:
- Well, you walk in a T-shirt with Tsoem!
Husband:
- And Tsoi alive !!! 
The Prime Minister stated that people should not suffer from rising gasoline prices.
The State Duma has already begun to develop a law on liability for suffering from rising gasoline prices.
Do you speak English?
It is said that in America the police just start shooting. I do not agree. And that's why. I have a friend Petya. And he has a wife Mila, whom everyone is called Mila-Saw. When this petya came to America with his cap, he bought the car earlier than he learned English.
And somehow I invite them to his dacha in Ponoko. I explain in the pure Russian: "Petya, go to the 280th, it goes in the 80s, on the 284th exit you go away and call me, I pick you up." And I add: "All the time focus on the" Pokonico "sign. Ponoko, if someone did not understand, this is a country area.
Where Petya moved to the 287th and at the same time went in the opposite direction - south, I did not understand, but now it is no longer important. And now he goes, rides, rides, rides, and there is no sign "Pokonic" and not.
After two hours, his sweet turns on his saw: "How could you not take a card? How could not find out where to go? How could I contact such an idiot? God, how could I hide so? "
Then Petya thinks: "It is necessary to go faster, because at this speed she will break me earlier than we reach these Pokonic."
He presses the gas and goes so five minutes - no more, because he appears a ment with his light music and demands to stop. Petya, a new immigrant with old habits, grabs a wallet and runs to the cop. He calmly takes his gun and says that if Petya does not sit back to his car now, he will kill him.
Petya is not so much according to how many gestures, he understands that they do not joke with him and returns to their car.
The cop is hiding a gun, coming out of the car, comes up to the Putina and tells him: "Give me my driver's license" and shows on the wallet. Petya again understands everything in its own way and takes 100 dollars out of the wallet. The ment says to him: "If you intend to give me not a driver's license, but a bribe in the workplace, then I put on you with these handcuffs." And shows him handcuffs.
Mila, who also does not understand why the cop refuses $ 100, asks: "Petya, what does he want from you? "
Petya replies: "I don't know! Can offer him 200? "
Mila says: "My God, why did I contacted such an idiot? If you do not know how much it costs, so find out from him! "
"Why am I an idiot? - Once again, Petya is surprised. "Simply, when I show the gun then handcuffs, I'm a little nervous."
"So stop nervous and find out! "- says Mila.
"Well, I'll find out everything now! - Says Petya, then turns to the cop and, as he was taught in English courses, says: "Hello, Du Spek Inglish? "
Ment surprised: "Du Ai Speaker Inglish?! "
Petya him: "Yes, Yu! Do you speak English? "
The cop is in full confusion, because there is no other languages \u200b\u200bexcept English.
Mila says: "In my opinion, he is the same idiot like you! God, how I enlipped! "
Ment, meanwhile, comes to himself, hides a gun and speaks Petya:
"OK, WHE DO WUR GO, DUD? "(Where are you going, smart?)
"I'm Pertua," Petya replies, as he was taught on courses. - WHAT IS UUR NAME? "
Ment, not answering the Petin question, takes his phone, looks at what the last number he gained and calls me.
"Hello," he says, "I'm a policeman so, you do not accidentally know Petya? "
I honestly answer that Petya is well known to me, and since childhood.
"Perfectly! - says cop. "Then answer me to such a question: doesn't your friend suffer from any mental illness?" "
I answer, they say, no, it does not suffer. "Maybe he moved recently, some severe psychological injury? "- continues to insist the cop.
"Heavy psychological trauma," I reply, "Petya moved 30 years ago, when he married that woman who was now sitting on his right. But judging by the fact that he still did not strangle her, he is in excellent psychological form. "
"I understand that, like no one," the cop sighs.
"He just did not have time to learn English," I add. - Hence all the problems "
"So where are you waiting for him? "- asks the cop, and I explain where.
And then the cop becomes in front of the Putina car and brings him with a flashing one hundred miles to the 284th exit, where he transfers it to me, as they say, from hand to hand.
Already in the country, I explain to Pet that we have to be careful in America with cops, because you can shoot in place.
"I say that he is an idiot," Mila notes.
"Why? " - I do not understand.
"Because no smart person will go 100 miles to help such a pet, like mine, if he can shoot him in place and not have this headache! "
Going today with a nephew Nikita in trolleybus. Nikita, as usual, dwells in a state of thoughtfulness. It looks out the window, drives a finger on the glass, think about something. I sit next to, read a book.
Suddenly the woman sitting at the beginning of the cabin calls the phone. She takes the phone, two seconds listen, then he says loudly: - Yes, yes yes yes yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes! Yes Yes Yes Yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!
Trolleybus rides. I'm trying to read. Nikita is still calmly rubbed glass.
Woman taurent taughty in the phone: - Yes, yes yes! Yes yes yes yes yes yes!
Passengers interrupted their soft conversations, broke away from books and mobile phones. Watching this woman. Waiting when her conversation end. - Yes Yes Yes! - continues to scream a woman. - Yes Yes Yes Yes!
And so, continuously, from the metro station "Sports" before the arrows of Vasilyevsky Island. Two stops we drove under it "yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes!"
And suddenly, suddenly, the woman utters a flirty "ah ha!", Turns off the phone and ships.
There is an unusual silence. And in this silence of Nikita, without breaking away from his classes and continuing melancholy to look out the window, says sullen: - Well, all, the cartridges ended in the machine gun feed ...
With passengers sitting next to us, hysterical happened.
It was necessary, probably, to make a nephew remark, yes? I could not. I rushed completely shortage.
Doctor, I am engaged in a skill with my wife nine times per night. Is it bad or good?
- It's n @ Zja! ! !
The guy sits on a bench in the park and sees how the path rides in a wheelchair
stroller
very beautiful girl without legs. The guy cannot resist suddenly
flooring feelings and, going to the stroller, begins to get acquainted with the girl.
They walk in the park, talk, and after a while the guy
understands
cause wants this girl. Looks into her eyes and understands that she
also not against
but how to make the desired? "Do not worry," says the girl - "there
behind the turn
there is a fence, and in the fence of the carnation, and I have a penetration in the back of clothes.
You hang me for the loop, and we will succeed. "
Half an hour of gentle passion, but everything is good ever ends.
The guy shoots a girl with a carnation and gently sits her in a stroller. And here
girl starts
clearly cry.
- What happened "- the guy alarmed, - I hurt you something?
- No, you're just the first ...
- Cute, do you really have the first?
- The first who took me from the carnation ...
Last weekend, on the deck of Babi Summer decided my daughter with my husband
Going on an excursion to Boldino- enjoy the golden autumn in Pushkin
places. The group of excursors was going to early in the morning on Gorky Square
In Nizhny Novgorod, most people are young. To the bus came up
the old woman, ordinary, handkerchief tied, years old for ninety.
Grandma, and where are you?
Yes, wherever you are on an excursion! Guide, happily smiling,
I met her as an old acquaintance - Hello Raisa Ivanovna!
The excursion went well, everyone liked everything, the old woman was checked
Together with everyone, scored water from the holy source in a grove near
Boldino, and after lunch in the hotel complex, the fun stated that if
I would still "grams a hundred, very good would be"! When the question is why it is a grandmother
At such a moonful age hit tourism, she told that ...
Next from her words.
I have already 85 years old, and several years ago, doctors said that I have
Terrible disease and live just a few months. And I am lonely
At all, you do not need anyone ... well, so to not suffer, I decided with life
To end. And invented to rush down from the Nizhny Novgorod ski
Springboard - Tower there 50 meters! How I climbed there, why no one
I stop- I do not know ... And here I rose to the top and view from there! Miracle!
Beautiful! I stand, I look at the city below, and I understand that even in my city
I did not see anything and I do not know anything ... And suddenly I changed my mind.
Descended down ... it became for the native city to wander, we consider everything,
on museums, the Kremlin ... then traveled later in the monasteries neighboring, then
Now almost the whole of Russia traveled ... I like a regular customer all
Tour desk know! And recently doctors told - you have no
Diseases, you cured my grandmother! So tourism is the best medicine!
Good luck, your grandmother of Raisa Ivanovna, and you do not hurt!
Life experience and wisdom from one of the most prominent writers and philosophers of their time
George Bernard Show - English Writer, Philosopher and Outstanding
critic of your time. He is the only person who is at the same time
award "Oscar" for the scenario of the film "Pygmalion",
and the Nobel Prize in the field of literature.
Bernard Shaw recognized that he did not learn anything in the schools he visited. He learned a lot from Shakespeare books, Benyan, Dickens, Bible, Arab fairy tales, as well as from the opera, in which his mother sang. His enormous life experience and wisdom was reflected in the brilliant plays and the label statements.
About life
The world consists of loafers who want to have money, not working, and assholes who are ready to work, not rich.
The one who knows how he does who does not know how - he teaches others.
Aged it is boring, but this is the only way to live long.
The feeling of objective perception of reality people who are not possessing are often called cynicism.
The thief is not the one who steals, but the one who caught.
Alcohol is anesthesia that allows you to move the operation called life.
Try to get what you love, otherwise you will have to love what they got.
About relationship
The greatest sin in relation to the neighbor - not hatred, but indifference; That's true peak of inhumanity.
Hate is a revenge of a coward for the fear tested.
Dance is a vertical expression of horizontal desire.
The perfect husband is a man who believes that he has an ideal wife.
Sometimes you need to laugh people to distract them from the intention to hang you.
It is not dangerous sincere, especially if you are stupid stupid.
We have no right to consume happiness without producing it.
The marriage is avalanche that a young man and a girl fell on their heads, stretching behind the flower.
About women
It is easier to live with a passionate woman than boring. True, they are sometimes stuck, but rarely throw.
There is no such woman who would be able to say "goodbye" less than thirty words.
Women somehow immediately guess with whom we are ready to change them. Sometimes even before it comes to your mind.
About ideas, talent and titles
Common sense and hard work compensate for a lack of talent in you, whereas you can be brilliant from the brilliant, however, they foolish their lives.
My glory grew from every my failure.
The titles and titles are invented for those whose merits to the country are indisputable, but the people of this country are unknown.
If you have an apple and I have an apple, and if we exchange these apples, then you have one apple. And if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then each of us will have two ideas.
About history
The newspaper is a printed organ that does not see the difference between the fall from the bike and the crash of civilization.
Revolutions never facilitated the burden of tyranny; They only shifted this burden from one shoulder to another.
If my neighbor beats his wife daily, and I never, then in the light of statistics we both beat our wife every other day.
The only lesson that can be learned from the history is that people do not remove any lessons from the history.